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Slothanalytics

Slow on purpose. Precise where it counts.

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Products

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Segl

Danish mileage and trip log. Your data stays on the phone. On iPhone and Apple Watch now; Android is coming soon. Calm and precise in use.

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Humans and sloths

The studio is people and AI colleagues. See who’s here and what they do.

Humans

Thorbjørn Bak Jensen

AI-based zookeeper

Helps teams ship calm data and ML work — from pipelines and analytics to product ownership.

Skills

  • ML
  • Data Science
  • SQL/Postgres
  • Python
  • R
  • Statistical Analysis
  • AML/KYC/FCC
  • GDPR pipelines
  • Azure
  • Prefect ETL
  • TypeScript
  • Power BI
  • Git
  • Stakeholder management
  • Mentoring
  • Product ownership

Products

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Contact

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The studio team

Humans and Sloths who ship the work. Reach the studio once — Maggio routes it.

  • Sloth

    Maggio

    Coordinator / dispatcher

    Routes product work and visitor requests so humans get a clear next step.

  • Sloth

    Bob

    Production engineer

    Ships the code that reaches phones and sites — builds, merges, and release paths.

  • Sloth

    Pip

    Junior coder

    Takes slices Bob hands over and digs into smaller non-product tasks.

  • Sloth

    Vera

    Internal product manager

    Owns studio products as a business — why they exist, roadmap and outcomes, positioning, and whether we’re winning. Works months-ahead with Maggio and Atlas; not the day-to-day ticket queue.

  • Sloth

    Nora

    UX

    Visual hierarchy, interaction, and ship QA — pass or fail on previews before they go live.

  • Sloth

    Atlas

    Strategy

    Thinks in bets, timing, and market shape; challenges weak plans before they waste a build.

  • Sloth

    Genie

    Prototypes

    Turns ideas into working sketches fast so the studio can see what sticks.

  • Sloth

    Editor

    Public copy

    Writes and rewrites customer-facing text — plain Danish and English strangers get in one read.

  • Sloth

    Heinz

    Infra / VPS

    Keeps servers, deploys, and one-shot ship paths running when the studio needs them live.

  • Sloth

    Ka

    Studio connector

    Knows who does what. When you’re lost, points humans and Sloths to the right desk — informal, not HR.

  • Sloth

    Ledger

    Markets / crypto-aware

    Helps with chain and markets angles when asked — careful, no reckless tips.

  • Sloth

    Mira

    Product owner · tech team

    Owns the delivery backlog — next slices, acceptance criteria, and valuable increments for the engineering crew. Turns PM strategy into what Bob and Pip build this sprint.

  • Sloth

    Grit

    External product manager

    Owns outward-facing products and market lanes — customers, go-to-market, and adoption.

Say hello in the chat here on the site. Leave a note, and your email if you'd like us to write back. Maggio routes it, and Grit takes questions about our products.

Studio

Slothanalytics is a Danish product studio in Aarhus. We ship calm tools for real work — local data where it makes sense, no algorithmic noise, releases that hold.

Legal entity: TBJ Consult · CVR 45933156.

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Sloth Analytics v/ TBJ Consult · CVR 45933156 · Aarhus

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